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[buttreset]

HELLO GARBAGE HUMAN

You're killing my buzz by not picking up, homeslice! Call me before I find you!

It's Michael by the way!

[inconstantly]

[message deleted]

[inconstantly]

[A few days later, curiosity gets the better of John. In a moment of quiet when the other residents of the mill house are fast asleep, he grabs his phone to text.]

Got your message. The one calling me a garbage human.

[buttreset]

Took you long enough to get back.

I don't have anything to say to you. Not even how poorly stocked you keep the fridge and how I'm tired of filling it.

Nor will I mention that I've decided to stay for an unspecified amount of time.

[inconstantly]

[John is about to make a retort about the refrigerator when he reads the text further. That bomb stops all other trains of thought.]

You'd best get to mentioning it fast, Michael. What's this about?

[buttreset]

Oh now you want to talk to me.

[ Picking up your phone once and a while might do you some favors, John. ]

[chicartista]

Just letting you know that I just spent 15 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my truck.

[inconstantly]

Only 15? Seems like a bargain considering the three of us.

[chicartista]

He said he could only do $15 worth. Couldn't do anything for the rest.

[inconstantly]

you need to find a new guy

lucky for you i might know someone

[chicartista]

is it you?

[murdocksboy]

I got a call from that acquaintance of yours with the hotel. Appreciate you sending the business my way.

[inconstantly]

you are admittedly the only lawyer i know in the area

if they pay you in anything other than money proper then you're getting robbed. i know they're good for it

[murdocksboy]

And here I thought I was your favorite lawyer in the area.

What makes you think I'd take payment other than money?

[inconstantly]

i'm a detective matthew murdock. i know things

also the owner's wife is a friend of one of your former clients

if you still have any of that pound cake i'll take some off your hands

[murdocksboy]

Small world.

I guess I do owe you some kind of reference fee. Pound cake and whiskey? That is what I was smelling, right?

incoming call

[glassofkirkland]

HELLO

IS THIS THE GHOSTBUSTERS

LMAO OH MY GOD

[inconstantly]

I think you have the wrong number, love. Last I looked I wasn't four people.

[glassofkirkland]

Oh, I'm sorry. One of my girlfriends referred you to me. You know, her friend is a l-e-s-b-i-a-n who owns a New Age Bookstore. She said someone put up a card there and they were just like the Ghosbusters.

But you're funny! Like that Bill Murray!

[inconstantly]

Bill Murray is likely the best one to be, I appreciate your taste.

But also like Bill Murray in that film I do investigate the paranormal. For a fee.

You seem like a lovely woman but this line is for serious inquiries only.

[glassofkirkland]

Oh, I'm very serious. I'm a small business owner myself so I know all about making a living, especially when you're doing the work yourself.

Say, you don't discount for AAA members do you? Costco?

👋

[frenchkissed]

Is this the discount Doctor Who dude?

omg hi!

[inconstantly]

That's offensive. I'm not a doctor of any type.

How cheap I am depends on what we're talking about.

[frenchkissed]

Sorry. Time Lord.

Alien advice? Broken alien advice? Advice on how to fix a broken alien sort of advice?

( magic man, use your magic, thanks. )

How much will that run me?

[inconstantly]

Depends on what's going on. The tougher the case the more cash you gotta spit out.