buttreset: <user name="buttreset"> ([n] TMI)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
OK.

That's fine. I'm not upset.

It will be easier to talk to you in person anyway since we will be sharing the same space.
buttreset: <user name="buttreset"> ([laugh] you are an idiot.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Michael answers on the first ring and couldn't sound happier to carry on a conversation. ]

John! Good to hear from you. You've got the space-- I don't see what the problem is.
buttreset: eternity-fate at LJ ([happy] it's simple dummy.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Because your currency means nothing to me. Frankly I can't imagine anyone paying to live here.
buttreset: eternity-fate at LJ ([n] dictations.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If we're following that logic, I've paid you handsomely in free food and drinks.

You know, those drinks you like so much.
buttreset: <user name="buttreset"> ([n] unsure.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I'm staying here.
buttreset: <user name="buttreset"> ([n] something smells like bs)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, man. I just need some time away from the ol' roost. You know, clear my head and learn something about making people miserable.

That's my job.

[ Stop being so damn nosy, John. ]
buttreset: <user name="buttreset"> ([laugh] you are an idiot.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You think I'm here to torture you? Ha!

You're so dramatic sometimes, John.
buttreset: <user name="buttreset"> ([n] TMI)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you can relax. We've got the rest of eternity to worry about that once you croak.

Because you're eternally damned if you weren't aware.
buttreset: <user name="buttreset"> ([n] as a matter of fact.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
After, but I'm really making that inconvenience work in my favor.
buttreset: eternity-fate at LJ ([n] see stripes are in this century.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a pause on the other end of the line. ]

Well, I've skimmed your file. Usually files are like Wikipedia articles until you're actually dead: unreliable, constantly changing and the grammar isn't great.

But I know you're very, very into pleasurable fornication and alcohol.

Your masturbation statistics are also grotesquely high.
Edited 2018-01-21 19:47 (UTC)
buttreset: eternity-fate at LJ ([angry] srs business.)

[personal profile] buttreset 2018-01-21 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There is a groan of disgust. ]

It will change. That's a stupid experiment.

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