Well, I've skimmed your file. Usually files are like Wikipedia articles until you're actually dead: unreliable, constantly changing and the grammar isn't great.
But I know you're very, very into pleasurable fornication and alcohol.
Your masturbation statistics are also grotesquely high.
[John glances to his empty glass just out of reach and the ash tray beside it. Well, they're not wrong. It's a wonder that after all the nagging he's heard to quit that the smoking was left out.]
Huh. Maybe I should just hang up now to have a wank and see if the number changes.
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i deleted your first message several days ago
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That's fine. I'm not upset.
It will be easier to talk to you in person anyway since we will be sharing the same space.
phone call!
For the third fucking time, tell me why you're taking up permanent residence.
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John! Good to hear from you. You've got the space-- I don't see what the problem is.
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You know, those drinks you like so much.
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That's my job.
[ Stop being so damn nosy, John. ]
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[It's a demon in his house. He's going to have questions.]
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You're so dramatic sometimes, John.
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You can see where I'd get the idea.
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Because you're eternally damned if you weren't aware.
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Did you know that before or after you showed up through the floor?
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[He's not sure if he wants to ask but the question is out of his mouth before he has the chance to stop himself.]
How much do you know about me?
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Well, I've skimmed your file. Usually files are like Wikipedia articles until you're actually dead: unreliable, constantly changing and the grammar isn't great.
But I know you're very, very into pleasurable fornication and alcohol.
Your masturbation statistics are also grotesquely high.
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Huh. Maybe I should just hang up now to have a wank and see if the number changes.
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It will change. That's a stupid experiment.
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