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But demons exist. You can't tell me they don't.

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If you need to label us with such a primitive title-- yes.

Sometimes you're so embarrassing to have as a friend.

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Tell that to the one who tried to eat me.

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Roger and I have discussed you. Several times.

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It has a name?

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Of course he does. We go way back.

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Then tell him to get his tongues off me unless he plans on taking me to dinner.

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I will not be passing that sexual implication along.

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That was a joke, Michael. I don't want him to eat me in any sense of the word.

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Good.

You need some better jokes. Hit me with another one, we'll workshop it.

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They just kind of come in the moment, mate.

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It's only natural to be intimidated. One day you'll come around.

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Hey have you come around yet? It's been 14 months, 29 days, 19 hours, 15 minutes and 10 seconds.

I really wanna workshop jokes with you! PLEASE.

Gerald and Papa Midnite do it.

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...how do you know that and how do you know either of them?

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...snapchat, fam

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Since when do you do the snapchat thing?

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Since Becky at work told me to up my selfie game.

I do not care for Becky.

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If you don't like her don't let her see your pictures. She sounds entitled.

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You're right. Way to call her out!

Hey.

Hey.

You want some egg salad sandwiches?

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Yes if you are offering, no if this is a set up to a punchline.

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No! No joke.

I take this very seriously.

You're my pa!

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Alright... son. Then I would love a sandwich. We can workshop while we eat, how's that sound?