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[John glances to his empty glass just out of reach and the ash tray beside it. Well, they're not wrong. It's a wonder that after all the nagging he's heard to quit that the smoking was left out.]

Huh. Maybe I should just hang up now to have a wank and see if the number changes.

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[ There is a groan of disgust. ]

It will change. That's a stupid experiment.

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So what's my number?

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35,048.

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[John puts Michael on hold and returns after a few minutes of silence.]

35,049.

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Keep that up and you might end up in the cayenne-pepper-palms section of The Bad Place.

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You're lying.

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I wouldn't short-change the creative minds of the TCD. That's Torture Concept Department.

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Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned eating of someone's entrails?

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You humans don't taste as good as you think.

So I'm told anyway. That buffet is more for tourists.

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So non-demons eat people? What the bloody kind of entity is that?

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Demon is a racist generalization.

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I can't call everyone an entity, that's too vague.

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Certain beings don't work to torture you. They are simply part of the ecosystem that we utilize.

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But demons exist. You can't tell me they don't.

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If you need to label us with such a primitive title-- yes.

Sometimes you're so embarrassing to have as a friend.

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Tell that to the one who tried to eat me.

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Roger and I have discussed you. Several times.

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It has a name?

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Of course he does. We go way back.

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Then tell him to get his tongues off me unless he plans on taking me to dinner.

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I will not be passing that sexual implication along.

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That was a joke, Michael. I don't want him to eat me in any sense of the word.

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Good.

You need some better jokes. Hit me with another one, we'll workshop it.

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They just kind of come in the moment, mate.