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[murdocksboy]

Maybe I was trying to humor the crazy holy water thief.

Sorry, holy water thieving Master of the Dark Arts.

[inconstantly]

there's that cheek i remember

i was beginning to wonder if you replaced it with a stick lodged somewhere i don't care to mention

[murdocksboy]

Mr. Constantine, I am shocked.

There's actually something you're reluctant to mention?

[inconstantly]

did you really want me to say anus

[murdocksboy]

You were just waiting for me to give you an opening on that, weren't you?

[inconstantly]

listen to yourself mate

anus

opening

for a lawyer you really need to be better about word choice

[murdocksboy]

I work in courtrooms, not comedy clubs.

And I'm beginning to consider rescinding my pound cake offer.

[inconstantly]

there's no cause for something so drastic

[murdocksboy]

Maybe not. You never did answer my question about the whiskey, though.

[inconstantly]

yes you smelled correctly and no i don't bathe myself or my clothes in it

[murdocksboy]

I genuinely appreciate your candor. Cake and whiskey is back on.

And maybe by then I'll have something else for you.

Information, John. The something else is information.

[inconstantly]

for a man of faith you have surprisingly little in me

[murdocksboy]

Faith and naivete are not the same thing.