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[murdocksboy]

The man caught stealing holy water from a church does not get to complain about being judged.


[ guess you hit a little too accurately there, John ]

[inconstantly]

that water is for everyone, no theft about it

if you're going to accuse me of something at least be accurate

[murdocksboy]

You were filling up bottles, it was inappropriate and you knew that. Don't try to hide behind split hairs.

[inconstantly]

i revel in my impropriety

you should try it sometime

[murdocksboy]

I'm improper often enough, I don't think I need to extend it into church.

Speaking of, I made your excuses to Father Lantom, but next time he wants to speak to you personally.

[inconstantly]

i'd be more than happy to speak with your priest

he might have some jobs for me

contract exorcist

[murdocksboy]

I think he might be a little too rational and responsible to hire you.

And to my knowledge, the Catholic Church doesn't exactly approve of laypeople performing exorcisms.

[inconstantly]

how were you more fun when you were talking to a dead person

[murdocksboy]

Maybe I was trying to humor the crazy holy water thief.

Sorry, holy water thieving Master of the Dark Arts.

[inconstantly]

there's that cheek i remember

i was beginning to wonder if you replaced it with a stick lodged somewhere i don't care to mention

[murdocksboy]

Mr. Constantine, I am shocked.

There's actually something you're reluctant to mention?

[inconstantly]

did you really want me to say anus

[murdocksboy]

You were just waiting for me to give you an opening on that, weren't you?

[inconstantly]

listen to yourself mate

anus

opening

for a lawyer you really need to be better about word choice

[murdocksboy]

I work in courtrooms, not comedy clubs.

And I'm beginning to consider rescinding my pound cake offer.

[inconstantly]

there's no cause for something so drastic

[murdocksboy]

Maybe not. You never did answer my question about the whiskey, though.

[inconstantly]

yes you smelled correctly and no i don't bathe myself or my clothes in it

[murdocksboy]

I genuinely appreciate your candor. Cake and whiskey is back on.

And maybe by then I'll have something else for you.

Information, John. The something else is information.

[inconstantly]

for a man of faith you have surprisingly little in me

[murdocksboy]

Faith and naivete are not the same thing.