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[ There is a groan of disgust. ]

It will change. That's a stupid experiment.

So what's my number?

35,048.

[John puts Michael on hold and returns after a few minutes of silence.]

35,049.

Keep that up and you might end up in the cayenne-pepper-palms section of The Bad Place.

You're lying.

I wouldn't short-change the creative minds of the TCD. That's Torture Concept Department.

Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned eating of someone's entrails?

You humans don't taste as good as you think.

So I'm told anyway. That buffet is more for tourists.

So non-demons eat people? What the bloody kind of entity is that?

Demon is a racist generalization.

I can't call everyone an entity, that's too vague.

Certain beings don't work to torture you. They are simply part of the ecosystem that we utilize.

But demons exist. You can't tell me they don't.

If you need to label us with such a primitive title-- yes.

Sometimes you're so embarrassing to have as a friend.

Tell that to the one who tried to eat me.

Roger and I have discussed you. Several times.

It has a name?

Of course he does. We go way back.

Then tell him to get his tongues off me unless he plans on taking me to dinner.

I will not be passing that sexual implication along.

That was a joke, Michael. I don't want him to eat me in any sense of the word.

Good.

You need some better jokes. Hit me with another one, we'll workshop it.

They just kind of come in the moment, mate.

It's only natural to be intimidated. One day you'll come around.

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