Okay, dear. I won't take up too much more of your time. It's just that darling accent of yours. I bet people stop you on the street all the time and ask if you're in one of those darn Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Anyway, my bathroom lights have been flickering and, well, there's a whole lot of moaning and groaning going on at all hours of the night. Now I'm a good church-going woman so I don't believe or mess around with that business, but you seem like a nice young man. I'd really like to get the house back to normal.